if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
sha la la la la my oh my
i dont really have an explanation for this
allies insisting that theyre part of the LGBTQAI+ acronym is like someone insisting that their name should be in the credits of a movie they had nothing to do with
"I spent money to go SEE the movie, didn’t I??? Without the support of fans like me, who pay to go see movies, movies wouldn’t even exist!!!!1"
do u ever just cup your own boob
do u ever just think what would have happened if u lived closer to someone
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT
john watson being badass (requested by sextective)
Track: "Shrek Ringtone"
Plays: 98,448 plays
I made this into a ringtone for my phone, and I thought I’d share it.
★ Shiny Fire-Type Starter Pokémon
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Artist: Idina Menzel / Rick Astley - Mashup
Track: "Never Gonna Let It Go"
Plays: 33,471 plays
I saw a comedic opportunity and I fucking took it.